The NSA and Telemarketers
May 25th, 2006
If you are reading this, and you are one of the NSA spooks that is monitoring my telephone line, can you please help me out by intercepting any telemarketers and letting them know that I’m not interested. Good grief…since moving into a house, I’ve never had so many worthless phone calls! I would just drop my land line completely…but I remembered you.
Mr. Kirksey:
Telemarketers keep many people employed in this great land of ours. I suggest caller ID.
Respectfully,
General Michael Hayden
Director-to-be
Central Intellgience Agency
Wow, you’re not as busy as I thought you were.