I ran across a blog today that really cracked me up…it’s called Stuff Christians Like. Here is a sampling of some great posts…
“…If you didn’t grow up going to church, I have to warn you, a Christian will cut you at a buffet. And I don’t mean in line. I mean with a knife. I don’t care if the sermon was about kindness that day, there’s a terror that overtakes us. A fear that makes us think, “that tray of mashed potatoes is the last portion of mashed potatoes left on the planet.” And so if you try to get to it first, it’s on.” Read the whole post.
“…If a movie reference hinges on a quote, pastors shouldn’t try to memorize it…if they get the quote wrong, if your pastor builds up the suspense and gets the crowd hanging on their seat, only to say, “Luke, I am your farmer,” it’s going to be a big let down.” Read the whole post.
“Everyone knows that if you have the letter “t” in your church name/logo, it better be spelled out in the shape of a cross. I know through Christ we are free from the law, but the “t law” is still in effect. If you refuse to adhere to that, a team of Christian graphic designers come to your church and confiscate your copy of Photoshop and Illustrator and take all your fonts except for Comic Sans.” Read the whole post.