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Funny Blog…Check it Out…

October 23rd, 2008

I ran across a blog today that really cracked me up…it’s called Stuff Christians Like. Here is a sampling of some great posts…

Fatal After Church Restaurant Mistakes.

“…If you didn’t grow up going to church, I have to warn you, a Christian will cut you at a buffet. And I don’t mean in line. I mean with a knife. I don’t care if the sermon was about kindness that day, there’s a terror that overtakes us. A fear that makes us think, “that tray of mashed potatoes is the last portion of mashed potatoes left on the planet.” And so if you try to get to it first, it’s on.” Read the whole post.

The 3 Rules of Movie Sermon Analogies.

“…If a movie reference hinges on a quote, pastors shouldn’t try to memorize it…if they get the quote wrong, if your pastor builds up the suspense and gets the crowd hanging on their seat, only to say, “Luke, I am your farmer,” it’s going to be a big let down.” Read the whole post.

Creating the Holiest Church Logo Possible. A How-to Guide.

“Everyone knows that if you have the letter “t” in your church name/logo, it better be spelled out in the shape of a cross. I know through Christ we are free from the law, but the “t law” is still in effect. If you refuse to adhere to that, a team of Christian graphic designers come to your church and confiscate your copy of Photoshop and Illustrator and take all your fonts except for Comic Sans.” Read the whole post.

Enjoy!

Tyson Theology

The Presidential Campaign

October 8th, 2008

Y’all see that debate last night? What a snore that was!  The way I see it, we’re going to have a president Obama in about 30 days. There would either have to be a large national emergency or a shocking revelation about Barack for him to lose at this point, I believe.

Although…now that I think about it, we’ve seen some pretty incredible comebacks this year:

Tyson Politics